Best Insults Top Ten Listheather. The Top Ten. 1Shut up, youll never be the man your mother is. GREAT I love this I am so going to use it on everybody This is the best insult in the world I dont think anybody will hate this diss I dont like insulting people. I guess Im different from most people. Oliveleaf. Nice I actually laughed at this oneI might try this one on a woman although it will fail horribly. I want to see their reaction Amazing, I used this on an idiot from my school I love this website, its really cool. You Crack Me Up Comebacks And Insults To FatYahoo Lifestyle is your source for style, beauty, and wellness, including health, inspiring stories, and the latest fashion trends. This is the best roast ever, Im rooting for it. V 8. 36 Comments. Youre a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I Said This To My Low Life Of A Friend Who Would Always Take The Piss Out Of Me And He Said Whats A Condom I Instantly Replied What Would Of Stopped The Biggest Mistake In The WorldThis is awesome I love it I tried it on this girl and people around up cracked up laughing at her facial expression haha you should of been there when it happened hey I have a good one on how to annoy someone stare at them until they say what the hell are you looking at then you say Ill let you no when I figure it out. My favorite insult for debate. Laugh at 102 Really Funny Laffy Taffy Jokes. They are the best. 1. How do you communicate with a fish You drop it a line. 2. How do you get an alien baby to sleep Optimize your storage and back up your files because the Windows Fall Update is just around the corner. At the IFA Keynote in Berlin Terry Meyerson, VP of the Windows.
Especially for a certain ass cap on my team who just loves being a pain in my neck. Whoever thought of this comment deserves to be a billionaire. This is way too much. V 4. 41 Comments. You must have been born on a highway, because thats where most accidents happen. I WILL USE THIS JOKE TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON I SEE ANYWHERE I GO IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE You better hope you dont see me then because ill punch you in the face YOSHIA2. Im going to so use this one This one of the BEST Ive heard so far. This is the funniest this Ive heard all day I WILL SAY THIS TO EVRYONE I MEET V 9. 52 Comments. Youre so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA That is awesome. Im gonna use this on my enemy when the time comes. LOLOL Love it. Whoever first said this was a genius. And you will expect it to work Good luck kid. Good luck in life in general. GGGofluckyourself. Laugh out loud I used this comeback on a girl and she got offended badly she went crying to her mommy any way love THE COMEBACKgenious Im so gonna use it So good. V 4. 49 Comments. You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering. That was so tight I couldnt even come up with that and Im eminem. This is serious Ill use this one aww the person is gonna die when he hears thisthis one is a killer by kushhahahahaha who put you on this one man you got crack up connections. Eminem is amazing. V 6. 49 Comments. It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. This is absolutely brilliant. I can picture it happening. I really hope I can remember this one forever because Im sure Im going to need it eventually. That was seriously funny who ever came up with that is a legend laugh out loud. I laugh so much at this oneLaugh out loud. Dude this was really cool. You should have said sledge hammer not fork. V 3. 08 Comments. Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick. Im gonna have to use this one cause its the funniest one on here. This is genius. Pure genius. I have to use this the next time I see someone I hate. This is the best one on here should be at the top it is so great Im gonna definitely use it all the time It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. V 5. 77 Comments. Do you have to leave so soon I was just about to poison the tea. Say it in a Mychonny accent and it becomes GENIUS AND WILL own ANYONEI love this its great. Id rate this higher than a three, the others on the list didnt make me laugh as much. I could use this as a joke with friends. I could use a slight re mix of this when leaving a conversation after an argument. I could use this anywhere God I love me a good ea. V 1. 66 Comments. Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it. This one is epic, cant believe no one has realized this yet Great twist at the end. Laugh out loud this is hilarious This is funny in any situation and is also useful if someone who is butt ugly is targeting you, but the results could get you into a fight. I couldnt stop laughing. This is a funny insult that I would use on a lot of people because their mothers wouldve said the same thing HA ha ha ha. V 2. Comments. 10. Dumbass. Red Forman is a winner. How many times has he insulted people with this How many times has it fitI started cracking up seeing it this high on the list and just seeing the word dumbass. A classic Always use it haha. The absolute best of all time. People will say this always no matter whatgreat. V 3. 51 Comments. The Newcomers I am dead serious when I say youre a loser and a wimp. Youre like a magikarp out of water. What The Contenders. We all sprang from apes, but you didnt spring far enough. I used it on my friend and she didnt get it. She really didnt spring at all Broken. Songthis is so perfect for my one enemy hes goin down thank you so much. I actually spat out my drink when I read this Made me laugh a lotStill chuckling about it now I Know Tons Of People Im Gonna Use This On V 1. 07 Comments. I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much. Hilarious still laughing the best joke ever since number 1 I used it on my friends but he didnt get it but the rest of the table got it perfectly and started laughing so hard we got in trouble Stupid but understandable I like it. It took me a minute to understand but I finally got itThis was so mean that when I said it to my ex boyfriend he walked off and stated cryingdang. V 4. 6 Comments. 13. Out of 1. 00,0. 00 sperm, you were the fastest Ive always wanted to know how it was possible for some of the most horrible and stupidest people in the world managed to win the race against 1. It makes me wonder what all of those others would of made. Hahaha I said something like this to this boy in my class I mean seriously some people were dropped as babies but he was CLEARLY thrown at he wall Its Hilarious and a bit mean. I could tell this to anyone Im sure they will laugh as much as me D. Sick bro V 4. 8 Comments. I would ask how old you are, but I know you cant count that high. This ones really good because its two insults in one. Really good for saying to a mean girl thats sensitive to their age. This one was mine and I put it here, is it bad if I said this to my teacher and my parents. Sad sdf sdfg. This is so funny Im going to use this on my enemy he is like a couple years older than me so thank you for putting out this joke because its really god thank you a lot. Epic cuss josh freaked out and he has not talked to me for the past two years thanks for the cuss. V 1. 27 Comments. If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents. That is so cruel. Laugh out loud. Haha using this all the time, youll never forget this Xx. LMFAO thats so hilarious Im going to use it the next time I want to hurt someone BADLYYou started this I willleave you pissed. V 1. 33 Comments. I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said. Hilarious Why is this 8. LEAST Haha to funny, going to use this one. So funny I am so gonna use this when this kid messages me back he is already pissed off with this he is going to have a spazz attack I just did it and he is so mad I mean mad like spazz attack mad yeah that mad. This is good I use on my RLY INOYING broder who thinks he is ALBERT EINSTEIN OR SUMMINKAlso if you want another sick cuss bruh try out dis shiz yeah. This girlguy so stupidd shehe tried to put m ms in alphabetical order lolllim supa hot fiyaa bruh and GUSE WHAT BISH my name jefff. V 3. 44 Comments. Your mamma so fat she has to wear 2 watches because she covers two time zones. Thats the best 1 I herd in a long time. This is the best one I have heard so far. Im going to use this. Thanks P. S my friend used this and a guy cried. A lot of people use it at school. I laughing so hard that I almost pissed on my pants and I could not talk. Ohhh roasted. V 9. Comments. 18. When you were born, the police arrested your dad, the doctor slapped your mom, animal control euthanized your brother, and A E made a documentary that saved your life.